If anyone has ANY advice for surviving/dealing with preteen girls and their constant eye-rolling & mouthiness I would REALLY appreciate it. A little thing called "The Law" prevents me from beating her, so I need other options.

SIDENOTE: How cute is the little Yahoo! banner for Cinco Di Mayo? It's kind of It's a Small World-esque, don't ya think? Love it! (it's the little things that make me happy)