Words of Wisdom with Bill

My husband Bill is convinced that he should be followed around by somebody, whose sole purpose is to write down every "profound" thought he has. He wants to be able to give his wisdom to the masses and feels it is being squandered on just his family. I will leave you with two of his most frequent quotes:

Usually to one or both of our girls:
" What's that I smell? Is that a "toot"? An atti-toot?" (attitude)

Also usually to the girls:
The "wants" are like the runs, they don't do anybody any good."

I know....Those chinese proverbs got nothin' on him!