3:05 pm

the kids walk in the door from school:


me: Hey! How was you day?

emmy: Did you return your new straightener?

me: no

emmy: Did you break it?

me: no

emmy: Does it still work?

me: yes

emmy: Then why are you letting your hair look like that?

me: Because of my "lip situation" I'm not going anywhere, so I didn't do my hair.

emmy: Well.......you might want to go in there and do something with it, because it doesn't look too good.



That little $##@4$!