I was just walking through my bathroom and happened to glance at myself in the mirror. I see that my neck is "dark", that's gross, how did my neck get so "dirty"? So I step closer to the mirror on the medicine cabinet so I can scrub my neck with spit and my finger.
Well, the good news is, it wasn't dirt.
The bad news is, I HAVE WRINKLES ON MY NECK SO DEEP, IT APPEARS DIRTY!!!!!
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Thanks for the nice comments! I can't believe that you remembered I wanted to be an FBI Agent. People find that and the fact that I almost joined the Army hard to believe.
I'm sorry, you are so funny. Where on earth did elephant neck even come from? Well, now whenever I see you I'm going to have Sophia make the elephant noise for you.
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